41 Funny Christmas Wishes  

Holidays can be stressful and full of laughter. Either way, here are some funny Christmas wishes to keep the fun going.

  1. Try and keep your energy up this holiday season.  We all know you are going to need it! Happy Christmas!
    Merry Christmas Wishes

  2. Merry Christmas to a mother I love,
    May your Christmas day be filled with love.
    May all your children find their way,
    Just as Santa does in his sleigh.
    Poem On Mother

  3. Do you know how much I love you? Well let me tell you! I love you sooo much, I only used regular tape to wrap your gifts. I saved the duct tape, for your brother!
    I Love You So Much Quotes

  4. This Christmas, not only are you celebrating the holidays, but you also get to celebrate the fact you are too old to continue working! Congrats!
    Funny Retirement Quotes

  5. Doesn't it seem that the holidays are all about the same thing? Christmas and Valentines day are now comparable. They are both about love and giving presents! No matter the holiday, make it a fun one.
    Happy Valentines Day Messages

  6. There is lots of love in the air on this holiday, so much love, don't get smothered by it!!
    Love Sayings

  7. The thing about holidays like today is we miss those who are not with us anymore. Even those who drove us nuts and would make us wish for the holiday to be over.  You know who you are!! 
    Wish You Were Here

  8. You know, I always wished I could give you coal for your birthday, But it never really fit. At least there is always Christmas, I wonder if Santa will permit?
    Funny Birthday Poems

  9. To wish you a Merry Christmas makes me wonder if its necessary. You have never not worked hard enough to get all the happiness you deserve. I'm sure you can get your merries all by yourself! Go get that merry!
    Graduation Wishes

  10. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for the wonderful job you did on my present. I mean, because of all the tape and ribbons and other things you did to make sure it took me forever to open my gift, it allowed me to have more time enjoying my celebration. So thanks...I think!
    Thank You Quotes

  11. Good morning my little Christmas elf. Were you up late last night? Because there is a bunch of things different downstairs from when I went to bed last night!  Better get up and see!
    Good Morning Wishes

  12. I'm feeling like a thank you elf these days, with so many things to be thankful for! All I can say is thank you.
    What To Write In A Thank You Card

  13. You know what they say, when its time to retire for the night, have one last one for me!
    Retirement Sayings

  14. Holidays are amazing when we get to be with the ones we love, sharing, toasting and best of all, laughing!
    New Year Wishes

  15. Don't forget to find your holly jolly spirit.  It is Christmas after all!!

  16. Stressful Christmases are no fun! Wishing you a stress-free holiday, which unfortunately will probably only be when its all over!

  17. Another year and another Christmas. Hoping this year you can stay away from the egg nog and remember all the fun times!

  18. Over the holidays, people either want to be all in or hibernate like a bear. This is because if they donít hibernate, they actually act like a bear!

  19. Wishing you presents from Santa and not his reindeer. Your lawn has been looking so great these days!

  20. Iíve heard that its the thought that counts! Keep in mind, cash and gift cards do the trick too!

  21. Wishing you a Christmas filled with fun times without the financial hole that we tent to dig for ourselves!

  22. Christmas is filled with white fluffy snow that kids love to eat. Just waiting until they taste the yellow kind for them to decide theyíve had enough!

  23. May you find yourself under the mistletoe this year where many kisses await.

  24. Wishing you a Christmas like Santaís vacation after he finishes delivering all his toys. Sound to sleep in his warm cozy bed!

  25. May your Christmas be filled with rum filled egg nog so you can save some of your sanity for Boxing Day!

  26. Hoping you receive everything you deserve this Christmas. Although, that could go either way, you may just want to ask for a sweater to be safe!

  27. Donít be a Grinch this Christmas! Leave that to the professionals! There is one in every family!

  28. Prepare the egg nog, coffee or whatever you need to get you through the holidays. They are coming and there is nothing you can do about it!

  29. We wish you a dabbing Christmas and a dabbing New Year!

  30. Donít let the calories of Christmas make you feel guilty. Its almost the start of a new year!

  31. Hope you got your flu shot to allow you to enjoy all the festivities of the holidays and none of flu season!

  32. May Christmas dinner be everything you have waited all year for and more! Happy eating!

  33. Hoping you receive warm socks this winter. Looks like its going to be a long and cold one!

  34. If you didn't receive a response to your letter to Santa when you told him you were good all year long, it might be because Santa is still rolling around laughing!

  35. Wishing you order and no chaos this holiday season! But knowing your family, this is probably not a realistic wish for you! Wishing you added sanity, you're going to need it!

  36. Its so fun to enjoy Christmas with all it has, but its much more fun to have goofy relatives like you along for the ride!

  37. Gotta say, I love love love it when Christmas day is over and all the crazies (my relatives) have gone home.  I actually am starting to think that Boxing Day may be my favourite holiday! But I do miss you all when the house is clean and quiet!

  38. Happy Holidays with even more happy glasses of wine being poured around to make all our happy memories!

  39. This Chrismas I wish for all my family and friends to eat great food, laugh more than expected and allow the egg nog to make it through supper.

  40. Thanks for being a great holiday host. If it weren't for you, well, I think we might actually starve on Christmas. Or we would just get really, really drunk.

  41. I hope you stuff yourself up with lots of food, so you'll be able to play a great Santa for next year!

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